Near Triumphs

For National Poetry Generation Month, I've made a tribute to Inspectah Deck (Rebel INS). Using some incredibly inefficient code, I used a slant-rhyme finder I wrote years ago to replace words in his legendary verse from Triumph with slant rhymes and create several strange derivations. Here they are.

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and prostheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted appointee
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits streptococcus
Ultraviolet shine blind homesick
I inspect you through the future see hanlon
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty bregman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap candlestick
Graphic displays melt the steel like arrowsmith
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns schlichting
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the hutcherson
Heads by the score take flight, incite a duckwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand fillmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe baley
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid floc
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest bloch
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and defrees
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted spadoni
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits bierbusse
Ultraviolet shine blind geodesic
I inspect you through the future see cynicism
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty getman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap loguidice
Graphic displays melt the steel like vagueness
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns eclipsing
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the empiricism
Heads by the score take flight, incite a squall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand dismore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe motonori
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid flog
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest oarlock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and dorothy's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted pierini
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits rebbe's
Ultraviolet shine blind choreographic I inspect you through the future see tribalism
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty gutman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap acerbic
Graphic displays melt the steel like irishness
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns selecting
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the imperialism
Heads by the score take flight, incite a bensenyore
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand pridemore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe inexplicably
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid grindrod
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest baumbach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and buzzy's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted salizzoni
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits copetas
Ultraviolet shine blind alvis
I inspect you through the future see papillion
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty getman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap hemolytic
Graphic displays melt the steel like inniss
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns discerning
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the insinuation
Heads by the score take flight, incite a engwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand willmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe shambley
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid aydelott
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest morelock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and seith
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted guiney
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits eohippus
Ultraviolet shine blind cusic
I inspect you through the future see bowden
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty harleman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap immunomedic
Graphic displays melt the steel like sniff
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns interrupting
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the undervaluation
Heads by the score take flight, incite a wor
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand mohr
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe riccitelli
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid antifraud
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest rohrbach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and receive
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted funny
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits savikas
Ultraviolet shine blind logistic
I inspect you through the future see suzman
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty abdomen
Shackling the masses with drastic rap posttraumatic
Graphic displays melt the steel like wilmeth
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns underfunding
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the reduction
Heads by the score take flight, incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand mcnall
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe alfre
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid havelock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest wheelock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and manzi's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted keaveney
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits miranda's
Ultraviolet shine blind vanecek
I inspect you through the future see sanitation
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty nauman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap fantastik
Graphic displays melt the steel like interventionists
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns retracting
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the persuasion
Heads by the score take flight, incite a chatwal
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand collamore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe vicari
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid lotte
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest whitlock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and ashish
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted helsinki
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits gaydosh
Ultraviolet shine blind fasick
I inspect you through the future see thomasson
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty duman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap zitek
Graphic displays melt the steel like vanish
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns dantin
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the reeducation
Heads by the score take flight, incite a yore
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand skidmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe seductively
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid whitelock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest glop
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and matthies
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted deloney
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits miranda's
Ultraviolet shine blind phototaxis
I inspect you through the future see finan
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty vroman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap arithmetic
Graphic displays melt the steel like interventionists
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns santin
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the kavan
Heads by the score take flight, incite a stonewall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand mortimore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe frightfully
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid inkblot
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest o'clock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and anchovies
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted linzy
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits all-purpose
Ultraviolet shine blind ficek
I inspect you through the future see hanigan
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty dillman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap romantic
Graphic displays melt the steel like janis
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns influencing
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the permission
Heads by the score take flight, incite a aspinwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand furthermore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe frantically
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid glaab
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest rickenbach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and intricacies
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted jamie
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits showbuzz
Ultraviolet shine blind busick
I inspect you through the future see edrington
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty thiamin
Shackling the masses with drastic rap zientek
Graphic displays melt the steel like inclusiveness
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns equating
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the fasten
Heads by the score take flight, incite a southwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand morr
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe roundtree
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid schropp
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest waterlog
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and mathies
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted scrawny
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits backus
Ultraviolet shine blind novick
I inspect you through the future see woltman
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty freshman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap climactic
Graphic displays melt the steel like flemish
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns droning
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the proposition
Heads by the score take flight, incite a postwar
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand ditmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe grotesquely
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid flog
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest baht
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and fief
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted hanny
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits marietta's
Ultraviolet shine blind jelisic
I inspect you through the future see consolation
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty feltsman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap liddick
Graphic displays melt the steel like ohnemus
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns worshipping
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the repossession
Heads by the score take flight, incite a warr
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand gartmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe coberly
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid buntstrock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest flock
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and conservancy's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted kenny
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits lanka's
Ultraviolet shine blind messick
I inspect you through the future see baylen
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty korman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap apprentice
Graphic displays melt the steel like venice
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns debrecen
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the americanization
Heads by the score take flight, incite a swore
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand pamour
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe idrocarburi
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid antilock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest limbach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hafif
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted ratieni
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits rastus
Ultraviolet shine blind havis
I inspect you through the future see wetherington
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty broughman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap phenotypic
Graphic displays melt the steel like substances
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns roaming
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the danson
Heads by the score take flight, incite a duckwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand maull
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe demurely
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid vlok
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest woodlot
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and )end-parentheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted moonie
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits crocus
Ultraviolet shine blind elephantiasis
I inspect you through the future see hasten
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty chinen
Shackling the masses with drastic rap peptic
Graphic displays melt the steel like innis
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns resigning
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the duplication
Heads by the score take flight, incite a wore
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand fenimore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe mccallie
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid goldenrod
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest dambach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and griffey's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted stephany
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits ubiquitous
Ultraviolet shine blind logographic
I inspect you through the future see hofmann
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty jasmine
Shackling the masses with drastic rap exotic
Graphic displays melt the steel like maness
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns legislating
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the fossum
Heads by the score take flight, incite a y'all
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand sofamor
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe dymally
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid eavesdrop
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest allensbach
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and intricacies
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted cluny
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits momentous
Ultraviolet shine blind orographic
I inspect you through the future see amsden
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty schlossman
Shackling the masses with drastic rap duplantis
Graphic displays melt the steel like rawness
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns lambing
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the miscommunication
Heads by the score take flight, incite a wor
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand lenore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe shawley
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid blackrock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest abad
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and woolsey's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted crummey
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits macduff
Ultraviolet shine blind neurofibromatosis
I inspect you through the future see wanton
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty halfmann
Shackling the masses with drastic rap bencsik
Graphic displays melt the steel like snohomish
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns siskin
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the norcen
Heads by the score take flight, incite a walle
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand gartmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe sheri
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid carelock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest dunlop
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and ritcey's
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted martellini
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits addidas
Ultraviolet shine blind frances
I inspect you through the future see seton
Killa Beez sold fifty gold, sixty widmann
Shackling the masses with drastic rap reifsteck
Graphic displays melt the steel like yanish
Black Wu jackets, Queen Beez ease the guns klausing
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the sorensen
Heads by the score take flight, incite a aspinwall
Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand ardmore
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe risley
Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid matchlock
Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest thingamabob