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I'm going to rebuild pails into something much better: sealable bag!

We can make a better National Trust. We can have: trash receptacle!

We can make a better petrodollars. We can have: uncreditworthy!

OK! I'm improving "swordsman" for you! Now you have: slay dragon!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "creatine" into: megadoses!

OK! I'm improving "babysitting" for you! Now you have: gradeschool!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "patchwork" into: byzantine!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "paleontologists" has been reassembled into: computer simulations!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "offsets" has been reassembled into: actuarial soundness!

We can make a better candies. We can have: gobstoppers!

OK! I'm improving "plausibility" for you! Now you have: realistically!

OK! I'm improving "Baptists" for you! Now you have: evangelicals!

We can make a better visiting. We can have: beat!

I'm going to rebuild radicals into something much better: ruthlessly purged!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "sandals" has been reassembled into: velor tracksuits!

We can make a better literalism. We can have: deism!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "debating" has been reassembled into: speculating!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "disturbances" has been reassembled into: disrupted!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "plotline" has been reassembled into: unsatisfying!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "financials" into: markets!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "galaxies" into: quasars!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "deforestation" has been reassembled into: mono cropping!

I'm going to rebuild dimes into something much better: scrounge!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "employers" has been reassembled into: panting newbies!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "roadmap" into: creates virtuous circle!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "locomotion" has been reassembled into: tactile stimulation!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "dividends" into: distributions!

I'm going to rebuild clumps into something much better: zebra mussel larvae!

OK! I'm improving "parakeet" for you! Now you have: caiman!

OK! I'm improving "solders" for you! Now you have: don'thave!

I'm going to rebuild bilingualism into something much better: nurturant!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "repellents" has been reassembled into: deet!

We can make a better hobbits. We can have: werewolves!

OK! I'm improving "crankiness" for you! Now you have: maybe!

OK! I'm improving "previews" for you! Now you have: entirity!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "diaphragm" has been reassembled into: glass pipette!

I'm going to rebuild tides into something much better: crests!

I'm going to rebuild cores into something much better: vertex buffer!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "supplier" has been reassembled into: adaptivity!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "stickiness" has been reassembled into: sitelinks!

OK! I'm improving "extractions" for you! Now you have: laparoscopic hysterectomies!

We can make a better fireplaces. We can have: insulated attics!

We can make a better kingfish. We can have: downriggers!

I'm going to rebuild backs into something much better: decent!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "bankruptcy" into: appointing czars!

I'm going to rebuild adherents into something much better: biblical literalists!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "inactions" into: shabbily!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "ketchup" into: chicken nuggets!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "cooperatives" has been reassembled into: multiline!

I'm going to rebuild Thomism into something much better: denominationally!