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I'm going to rebuild expedience into something much better: muted color palette!

I'm going to rebuild fluency into something much better: keener!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "histrionics" into: backhanded compliment!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "scales" has been reassembled into: mechanics!

We can make a better transformers. We can have: wirings!

I'm going to rebuild blanking into something much better: shellacking!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "nutrition" has been reassembled into: needs!

I'm going to rebuild canvassing into something much better: reassessed!

We can make a better fastbreak. We can have: ballhandling!

We can make a better guests. We can have: breakfasts luncheons!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "brevity" has been reassembled into: prickly defensiveness!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "first-floor" into: clunkers!

We can make a better reminder. We can have: gradually robs sufferers!

I'm going to rebuild zippers into something much better: embroidery floss!

I'm going to rebuild trailhead into something much better: scenic overlook!

We can make a better bureaucrat. We can have: easterner!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "lock-down" has been reassembled into: clunkers!

OK! I'm improving "mammoths" for you! Now you have: hunter gatherers!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "signatures" has been reassembled into: pollbooks!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "new-comer" has been reassembled into: ticket!

I'm going to rebuild mimicry into something much better: wry smirk!

OK! I'm improving "wankers" for you! Now you have: bugger!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "epiphanies" has been reassembled into: idiosyncratic!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "roadsides" into: shrubberies!

We can make a better velcro. We can have: straps!

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We can make a better surfer. We can have: surfed!

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Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "mullets" has been reassembled into: ridonkulous!

We can make a better twaddle. We can have: bullshit!

I'm going to rebuild limbs into something much better: eyelashes eyebrows!

OK! I'm improving "cucumbers" for you! Now you have: artichokes!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "pilaf" has been reassembled into: cakelike!

Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "kitteh" has been reassembled into: clunkers!

I'm going to rebuild festivals into something much better: novenas!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "betrayals" into: misfortunes!

OK! I'm improving "glossary" for you! Now you have: initialisms!

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I'm going to rebuild prospectors into something much better: millworkers!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "inheritance" into: inheritor!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "write-offs" into: buyers!

We can make a better luminary. We can have: pragmatist!

CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "hysteria" into: malevolent!

I'm going to rebuild Rachmaninoff into something much better: cello concerto!

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I'm going to rebuild escapes into something much better: bad!

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We can make a better deception. We can have: differently!

I'm going to rebuild sparrows into something much better: sparrow!

We can make a better servicemen. We can have: servicemember!